i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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