i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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