We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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