doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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