She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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