I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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