farters have to be the big spoon...
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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