i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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