Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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