I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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