I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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