David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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