I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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