dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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