I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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