Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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