i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
We have so much sex to catch up on
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
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