I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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