Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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