glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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