So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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