If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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