East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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