the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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