Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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