No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
i need to put some appletini on your dick
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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