I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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