69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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