I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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