new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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