He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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