$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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