I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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