ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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