just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
