We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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