Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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