I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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