It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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