so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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