Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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