my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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