I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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