I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
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