If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Never joke about your clitoris.
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