Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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