we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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