That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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