The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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