IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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