is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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