i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
