He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
wow bdsm is so cute
Randomize
