So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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